I gave birth to her.
(With drugs. Because I'm no hero).
She is getting tubes put in her ears today.
Which I'm certain will be no big deal.
It's only a 15 minute procedure.
She's going to be a whole new kid
once all the fluid
hiding behind her eardrums
for the last month
has a chance to drain.
But I could still use all your good energy today.
(*update*. The surgery went perfect. There wasn't any fluid behind her ears today. Go figure. But the ENT said that's good news. It means she likely won't need more than one set of tubes. Thanks for all the vibes, friends.)