About the time I saw a funnel cloud
pass over the front porch
of my mom's house?
(It's fuzzy because a)it was practically pitch black out and
b)it's-a-fricken-funnel-cloud-people! It was windy)
While I was holding the baby?
And my camera?
seeing as how I'm smack in the middle
of Tropical Storm Hermione Granger
that now would be as good a time as any
to finally fill you in.
I should probably let you know
that immediately after this photo was taken
I ran into the house
headed straight for the basement
with my baby and a flashlight
stared out the window.