Did I Ever Tell You

About the time I saw a funnel cloud
pass over the front porch
of my mom's house?
(It's fuzzy because a)it was practically pitch black out and
b)it's-a-fricken-funnel-cloud-people! It was windy)

This summer?

While I was holding the baby?
And my camera?

OUTSIDE?

No?
I didn't?

hrm....

I thought,
seeing as how I'm smack in the middle
of Tropical Storm Hermione Granger
or whatever-you-call-it,
that now would be as good a time as any
to finally fill you in.

I should probably let you know
that immediately after this photo was taken
I ran into the house
headed straight for the basement
with my baby and a flashlight
and
covered my head with a pillow and rocked slowly back and forth
stared out the window.

Cheers,
A