Jad Jergens

When DRL and I went to Mexico for our friends Jason and Sierra's wedding, we ran into the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the most famous of lotion makers.  Yes, that's right.  Mr. Jad Jergens himself was a guest at Jason and Sierra's Cancunamania Mexicrazy weekend. 

Since I had my D90 in tow, I shot a few photos of the legend himself.

He was with is new business partner, Lance Throttle, and I overheard them discussing their latest business venture, Throttle Tan.  

Throttle Tan is Lance's dream.
But Lance has no money.
Enter Jad.
Who better to fund a tanning empire than a Jergens?

This is Jad (left) telling Lance (right) that he just gave away 15 thousand shares of Throttle Tan.
Lance thinks this is very funny.
Jad has been known to be a bit of a joker.

Lance needed to make sure that Jad was surely jesting.
Without a doubt.
I think he's serious.
I'm not certain their relationship was fully repaired after that.
Jad showed up to the wedding solo.

He did find an unsuspecting wedding guest...
... the best man, Jacob Thomas Weber
to discuss possible partnership with.

I am almost certain that Jacob told James to go dig his own grave.
And then throw the dirt in on himself.
Or maybe he said "Roll in a ditch and die."

I couldn't make it out.
I was distracted by that gorgeous view in the background.
And Jake's dashing good looks.

A girl loses focus easily in such situations.

But I digress.

Here's the skinny if you want in:
Throttle Tan is an at-home sunless tanning system.
Call 1-800-Throttle and a representative will schedule an appointment.
They will be out to your home sometime between 10 and 5.
And if you are disappointed in any way, don't worry.
Throttle Tan offers and industry leading {no} money back guarantee.
So no matter what, they've got your money.

Call now.
You're looking a little pasty.

Now if you'll excuse me,
I am off to my Sandwich Club meeting.


*Obviously this is a ruse. Please do not call 1-800-Throttle. If you do, I can't be certain what will happen. 


  1. Ah, the Throttle Line is live. The number is 858.225.7375. Please call to have one our techs sent out to help you get your bronze on.


  2. Girl...you are sooooooo funny!!!!

  3. Jad Jergens... man that guy is awesome. He MADE Mexico! Thank goodness for all the old Jergens lotion money he's got to burn. I can't wait to see how huge Throttle Tan gets, him and Lance Throttle are gonna KILL it!