Reassurance

In case there is ever any doubt

allow this to reassure you

dear readers 

that I am

in fact:

If you make the bold decision
to argue me on this point
I will say:

Once the matter is settled
we'll enjoy our cinnamon gum
together.

Cheers,
A

(There are many other boxes of this gum.  DRL's favorite: Freakin' Magical Unicorn Gum.  I love the kitschy packaging and the bold titles.  That's the kind of gal I am.)